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    timeislovegottorun:

    A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of fish.

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN IN WEEKS 

    LOOK AT HIM AND HOW CUTE HE IS

    (Source: progressivefriends)

    • 1 year ago
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    fairycuntfucktittywhore:

babybruise:


“…at our wedding, Kurt wore green pajamas because he was too lazy.” -Courtney Love


words can’t describe how much I love this picture 
i reblog this every time i see it on my dash

    fairycuntfucktittywhore:

    babybruise:

    “…at our wedding, Kurt wore green pajamas because he was too lazy.” -Courtney Love

    words can’t describe how much I love this picture 

    i reblog this every time i see it on my dash

    • 1 year ago
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    joshhutcherslut:

im a firm believer in this

    joshhutcherslut:

    im a firm believer in this

    (Source: hydrotoxicity)

    • 1 year ago
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    raging rant

    why the fuck do you message me and then not reply? i hate when people do that SO much. whats the point. you’re dumb and clearly dont give any fucks that we’ve hardly spoken since ive left. good bye you annoying shitty person.

    • 2 years ago
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    <3 mexicooooo

    <3 mexicooooo

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    lessonsinromance:

    his pledge to her:
    i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar.  i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

    • 2 years ago
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